Christmas Bear Talking Santa Bear Rip Von Kringle. Chantilly Lane Bear 9" Farting Santa let’s ‘er rip while he makes wise cracks about the holiday season. His cheeks light up and his legs kick while he laughs after each saying. He is talking about the night before Christmas and farting & laughing in between the words. This santa bear is funny This Christmas santa bear is a cute gift for anyone on your list.